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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

perverse-madness:

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codependentsamanddean:

2x21 - 9x23

Exclusive: Lucy Lawless Heading to Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

geargie:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A HUNDRED YEARRS

Now I’m hungry.

That horrible moment when you realize you have god-knows-how-many story starts scattered between 3 different laptops all sitting and waiting for a stranger to clean them to a hard drive….not like I’ve finished a story in 500 years, but.  

punkrocknerdfighter:

hogwarts houses for leverage characters

  • sophie devereaux: slytherin (possibly hufflepuff, ravenclaw)
  • eliot spencer: gryffindor (possibly slytherin, hufflepuff)
  • nate ford: ravenclaw (possibly slytherin)
  • alec hardison: hufflepuff (possibly ravenclaw)
  • parker: literally all of the houses always. brave, daring? check. hardworking, patient? check. intelligent, knowledgable? check. cunning, resourcefull? check

parker would steal other kids’ ties and break into common rooms and no one is totally sure which house she actually belongs to but no one actually minds. 

I am 110% behind that Parker sort.

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

arkhamarchitecture:

gryffinewt:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

is this a math joke? i dropped out of high school?

one fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth

arkhamarchitecture:

gryffinewt:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

is this a math joke? i dropped out of high school?

one fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth

hiddlestonss:

mcu meme: eight characters [4/8]