times like these

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You win, tumblr, I’m gonna go watch Hannibal tonight. See if I fall down another rabbithole of fandom crazy. 

I hate days when I’ve convinced myself that I am a gigantic fuckup and that I break everything I touch. 

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

(Source: surf4ces)

I forgot how much a root canal hurts.

mishachester:

sometimes i think the only reason why dean and cas aren’t a canon couple yet is because the writers can’t decide who goes where in their first sex scene

“dean on top”

“dean on bottom what show have you been writing”

“jeremy a little help here”

“no i think they’re both switchy i can’t decide”

and they proceed to throw whiteboard markers at each other and instead they come up with angels falling out of the sky

headcanon accepted

How Did You Know I Was Just About to Get Up, Cat? or Trapped and Desperate to Pee - a novel by me.